Cicero:
Substance, integrity, honesty, consistency, bravery, their just words really, and I’m REALLY good with words so why don’t people think I have them!#AlsoIstoppedCatiline
All this concern about survelliance, popular unrest, terrorisim and election stealing just pass a Sensatus Consultum Ultimum take it #fromtheguywhostoppedCatiline
@Atticus Plautus and chill? #Amicitiagoals#CatilineIstoppedhim#Idontmeantobrag
Caesar:
Crossing Rubicon#YOLO!
Caesar is tweeting #thirdpersonbetheshit
All of Gaul is divided into three parts #Futurelatinlessons
You know if we had had Twitter during the Gallic Wars it would have saved me so much time, wouldn’t have had to bother with this commentary cr*p!#literatureishard
Mind those unicorns in the forest #trippingballs
So many naked Gauls, should have called it the phallic wars lol #frenchfashion #winteriscoming
part of fleet got lost, rest having difficulty forcing a landing in Britain #Stillbetterthanthetube
And all of Gaul was pacified #Missionaccomplished
Oh Sh*t where did all these hairy Gauls come from #Thatswhatshesaid #Meandmybigstylus
ladies and gentlemen we got him #Vercingetorix#Reallyreallypacifiedthistime
Crossing Rubicon#YOLO!
dining @Pharoahspalace Holy sh*t thats Pompey’s head! #orderingthesalad
I came, I saw, I instagrammed #picsoritdidnthappen
Ides of March more like Ides have passed amirite#temptingfate
Cato (the elder):
Going out for some groceries, I think I’ll get figs, fresh ones! #Carthagemustbedestroyed
Gah! everythings closed! so annoying where’s this city’s enterpreneurial spirit gone! I blame immigrants! #Carthagemustbedestroyed
Oh well guess I’m ordering pizza, I’m so bad. I think I’ll get anchovies, I like salty things #Carthagemustbedestroyed
Nothing on tv only foppish lefty nonesense and some Greek drama, I suppose it’s the news for me again#Carthagemustbedestroyed
You know say what you will about Trump but he’s really got this ruthless capitalist and socially conservative political outsider demagogue thing down pat and I should know #MakeCarthagesaltagain
Sulla:
ahhh….I love the smell of roasted Pleb in the morning……..#lifternotleaner #deplorables=delectables
Watching Death Note. Premise seems familiar, can’t think why#itsonthetipofmystylus
Just writing my memoirs, History will be kind to me for I intend to write it…………. and silence all Hostile witnesses.#suckitChurchill
The Athenians used to (before I sacked their conceited arses) mock my blotchy skin by claiming that “Sulla is a mulberry sprinkled over with meal”, I suppose that would make me (after I slaughtered them) a cereal killer!#itsfunnycauseitstrue
………Well, I don’t here laughter, I made a joke, laugh! Now!!!#IKnowwhereyoulive
My apologies for that outburst, sometimes I can be a little…..fruity, ahaha! ahaha! ahaha! ahaha!#lookbehindyou
